One of the first things you'll hear from people who've moved from the big smoke to coastal or rural communities is "it takes me five minutes to drive to work now" or "I was sick of spending my life in traffic".
There's surely a few of you nodding your head as you read those words and, as someone who has to drive 45 minutes in each direction to see his daughter three times a week, I get it.
(I don't mention my travel time to sound like a martyr - I'd crawl over broken glass to see my child and I don't resent it in the slightest, I just know sitting in car for long periods by yourself can be less than edifying.)
Traffic sucks. It brings out the worst in people. The scenery is usually uglier than a Clive Palmer bowel movement and unless you've prepared, you're captive to the most gruelling of entertainment forms, radio.
Given, you can load up your iPod with your favourite tunes, but even that small enjoyment can't quite efface the feeling of time wasted, hours better spent with your family, going for a run, reading, relaxing, whatever.
TRAFFIC! Hours and hours lost to travel that usually leave you tired, frustrated, maybe even a little pissed off.
I have a solution.
Both are insanely entertaining and next-to-free methods of using your time in traffic more productively where you almost don't begrudge the hours driving because you're learning about pet subjects.
iTunes U has literally thousands of free lectures and podcasts about everything from art and architecture to personal finance, leadership and critical analysis. I cannot recommend it highly enough.
I've had gushing email exchanges with professors from some of the best universities in the world, telling them how much I love their lectures and them saying how stoked they are some dude all the way down in Australia was getting something from their work.
Earlier this year, via Dan Carlin, I also discovered audible.com which is a sprawling online library of audio books. While it's a little light on older titles, there's a wealth of new stuff, again ranging from history and science and technology, biographies to business, self-development, classics and a mountain of fiction.
Long distance truck drivers have been onto audio-books for years but now we don't need to go through the palaver of messing around buying 17 CDs at a petrol station; you just plug in your iPod, download, and away you go.
I don't subscribe to ANYTHING online but I do to Audible because it's great value for money; the equivalent of a round of beers at the pub gives you two audio books a month.
I've got this long mental list of books I tell myself I should have read - lots of Russian authors and things like The Iliad, The Odyssey, the works of Herodotus and Thucydides and Karl Marx.
Granted, when you're listening to stuff like this in traffic, you drift in and out, but plenty sticks. With more current biographies, you just rip through and actually feel a little better informed, maybe a touch smarter, when you get to your destination.
Hollywood's also getting in on the act with dozens of big-name actors now being tapped to record audio books.
Says the LA Times: Dustin "Hoffman is part of an all-star cast of actors who have signed on with the 17-year-old Amazon-owned company [Audible] to bring classic novels to life for a fast-growing population of audiobook fans worldwide.
"Other participants include Samuel L. Jackson performing A Rage in Harlem by Chester Himes; Susan Sarandon performing The Member of the Wedding by Carson McCullers; Kate Winslet performing Therese Raquin by Émile Zola; Nicole Kidman performing To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf; and many more," reports the Times.
It might not be for everyone but it's changed the way I feel about traffic and driving. I actually look forward to the time now, knowing I'm gonna dip into unknown worlds and subjects.
Who knows, in a couple of years, I might even be edumacated?
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